36 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? AFL? NRL?
Give up yet? . . .. .
Neither,
it's the 535 members of theAUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT in CANBERRA
The same group of people who crank out hundreds of new laws each year, designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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