I got you where i want you


there were three guys, a black guy, a white guy, and a puerto rican guy.the white guy walks in a hotel and says"i would like to rent a room please."" the other guy says."" ok all we have is 114 B."" the white guy says""ok i will take it."" so he walks in the room and hears a voice say""i got you where i want you now im going to eat you."" so the white guy jumps out the window.


the puerto rican guy walks into the hotel and asks""i would like to rent a room please."" the other guy says""ok all we have is 114 B.""the puerto rican guy says""ok i will take it."" so he walks into the room and hears a voice say""i got you where i want you now im going to eat you."" so the puerto rican guy jumps out the window.


then the black guy walks into the hotel and asks""i would like to rent a room please."" the other guy says"" all we have is 114 B.""the black guy says""ok i will take it.""so he walks into the room and hears a voice say""i got you want you now im going to eat you."" so the black guy follows the voice to the closet and opens it and sees a guy picking his nose saying""i got you where i want you and now im going to eat you.""


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