So a guy tripping on LSD and is starving in Alaska, and begins walking aimlessly into the frozen desert until he meets a waiters.
Guy: what do you have to eat
waiters: We have ice ice and ice
Guy: how is the ice prepared
waiters:it is frosen and placed on a plate
guy:what about water got any
waiters:yes the ice water frozen solid and comes with aside of icicles
guy:this suck
waiters:then stop likin my igloo
guy: no, you can't make me do anything.
waiters: This is why I hate global warming.
guy: what does global warming have to do with this.
waiters: No privacy
Guy: What do you mean?
waiters: You are literally drinking my bed room.
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