''I don't wanna go to school today, Mum.''

''Nope. You gotta give me three solid reasons why not.''

''My teachers hate me, the students hate me and I don't see the point of going to school.''

''You're the headmaster, Harold, and for God's sake, you're 50 already.''

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.