There was a blonde that was tierd of her life so decided to hang herself. So as a guy walked by and saw her hanging by the waste, and asked her what she was doing. She said that she was trying to hang herself. So the guy then asked her, "shouldn't you be hanging by the neck instead of the waste?" The Blonde replied, "Well, I tried that, but then i couldn't breath."
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