Myself and 4 other children were recently lured by an eccentric man to view where he lived. I am the only one who escaped unscathed. One boy was almost drowned. A Girl was poisoned. He almost incinerated another girl after throwing her down a garbage chute. Finally he exposed the last boy to extreme levels of electromagnetic radiation which caused him to shrink. The Man then stretched him back to his normal height using something similar to one of those medieval torture stretching devices. He was really nice to me though and in the end gave me his entire Chocolate factory.
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