A young man is sitting with his elderly grandfather:
Young man: Grandpa, tell me more about you. We seldom have time to talk.
Grandfather: Well... I can bite my eye...
Young man: Wha? How?
Grandfather proceeds to remove a glass eye and stick it in his mouth to bite it.
Young man: Nice Grandpa. But really I... (Grandfather interrupts)
Grandfather: I can bite my other eye too.
Young man: But how? I know you aren't blind...
Grandfather pulls out his teeth...
Context: My grandfather recently passed away and this was a joke he would tell. He lost one of his eyes as a young adult and loved to pull his eye out for people. This joke was shared at his wake.
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