I can be bought, but I'm not cheap. People give me the the weirdest looks sometimes. I'm fingered and have things shoved into my holes all day long. It might take me a minute, but I will do anything you ask of me. What am I?
I can be bought, but I'm not cheap. People give me the the weirdest looks sometimes. I'm fingered and have things shoved into my holes all day long. It might take me a minute, but I will do anything you ask of me. What am I?
A computer
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