Because burning either one will get you stoned
^EDIT: ^I ^don't ^want ^this ^to ^be ^offensive...
^EDIT ^2: ^guys, ^I ^know ^that ^the ^rules ^say ^that ^anyone ^butthurt ^can ^go ^screw ^themselves, ^but ^I ^do ^still ^feel ^bad. ^I ^am ^not, ^however, ^going ^to ^delete ^this.
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