A Muslim in a turban walked into the plane and shouted "HIJACK!". Everybody screamed frantically in panic and crouched down with hands over their head.
"Hi Ahmed! Long time no see!" said Jack, confused at the chaos in the plane.
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Ahmed then proceeded to press a button and blow up the plane
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