I bring two of my friends into a bar...

One of my friends is blind and the other is deaf. After we settle down and grab a beer, the deaf one asks the blind one what he does for a living. The blind one doesn't respond, doesn't even react. My deaf friend asks again where he works. The blind one doesn't respond and asks the bartender something. The blind one turns to me and says what did he do for him to give him the cold shoulder. I told him he spoke in sign language.

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