I bet you don't know what day this is, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!? With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation. His wife was indeed surprised: First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! she exclaimed, I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!
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