I asked this beautiful young lady in the bar last night where she had been all my life

She looked me over, and replied "Well, for the first half of it, I hadn't been born yet".

Then I told her I really wanted to get into her pants, and she said "I don't know why, I already have one asshole in there".

I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all

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