After losing three or four balls my friend turned to me and said
'Mate, you want to get one of these balls, when you hit it into the rough it bleeps for you'
"That's handy" I retorted.
'And if you lose it in the snow it releases a puff of orange paint so you can see it!'
"Woah, that's smart."
"Not only that, if you hit it into the water it has a flotation device so it floats right to the top'
"That's amazing!" I said "Where did you get that?"
'I found it.'
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