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Is that gluten free?

You mean Kosher for Passover, right?

Virgina Girl

A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father...

Hollow

there was a man and a women having sex his mom says basterd and his dad says...

Vladimir Putin...

One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to...

What does a...

....a burrrrrito! Obviously, it's almost 2am, and I'm tired and punchy!

What do horny...

They are both fucking intense!

Whats really in the

one night i woke up to a bright light.i woke my self up and saw that it was...

Funny or just...

My new girlfriend told me that she is an icthyologist. I don't know if she...

How do we get rid...

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

(No spoilers)...

"You're such a Frank Castle."