I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise

This girl came up...

I was confused. I never met herbivore.

Death Wish

A banana, cucumber and a dick are all sitting around depressed. They have had...

How did the...

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What's green and...

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

I'm an animal in bed

I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds

Feeling she was...

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to...

I like most...

But I Constantinople.

My work signed me...

But I've never even run a marathon

Why did the...

To go to the motel with her client so they could have some fucking privacy.

An elderly man is...

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he...