Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still fucking celebrating!"
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