Husband Is Out to Golf

One Day Albert wanted to go golfing. Albert got out of bed early
trying not to wake his wife. He got dressed and sneaked out of
the house. He got to the golf course and wanted a cup of coffee
before hitting the course. So he went into the club house for a
cup of coffee.


Once finished he started out the door and he noticed it was too
foggy to golf. So he got back into his truck, real upset, but
headed back home.


Albert was real slow on sneaking back in, took off his clothes
and went back in bed snuggling back to his wife carefully and
saying it's terrible weather out there. The wife said, "Ya, and
to think my stupid husband went golfing in it!"