A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror…
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
“I feel horrible; I LOOK OLD, fat and ugly…
I really need you to pay me a compliment.
” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect
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