Two guys are out hunting in the woods when suddenly the first one's rifle went off, hitting the second. The first one grabs his phone and dials 911.
"Hello, 911, what's your emergency?"
"Hello!? Please help me! I think accidentally killed my friend!"
"Is he breathing?"
"Um... I don't know."
"Okay, now I need you to make sure that he's dead."
"Okay."
There was a pause, until suddenly the operator heard a loud boom on the other side of the phone. The man went back to the phone and said:
"Okay, now what?"
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