*PORN BAN IN INDIA*
When I was discussing the issue of porn ban in India with my friend, I was left with a reply which left me bagging my head to an adjacent wall.
The conversation follows-
Me- It's really sad that Indian govt banned "porn"
Chu(female)- WTF!! how can they ban it, it's so integral part of our life these days. My chachu(uncle) is so much addicted to it that I'm scared he might attempt a suicide. Even I sometimes enjoy it after my dinner with my family.
Me- WTF did you just say? you enjoy with your family!! and why the f**k will your chachu will do such thing as there are other ways to get to the porn.
Chuu- Yes, my whole family loves it and we distribute it to others so that they may too enjoy it. It's good for health and you should too enjoy it with your family.
My chachu loves it very much, he's enjoys it every hour!!
Me- GOD BLESS your family!!!
Later when I took some time and thought about it, I came to understand what she really understood by "Porn Ban".
She took it as "Paan Ban" -_-
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