How was London named london? -- A joke from nepal

Okay, so there was a city in Great Britain that needed naming. To fix upon that name leaders from all over the world gathered up in the parliament of the said city. One of them was the PM of Nepal.
They discussed for hiurs but didnt agree upon a name. Everyone was furious when they left. The most enraged was Jung bahadur Rana the badass dictator of Nepal. When he got out of the building, all the petty English speaking journalist surrounded him.
"What was done? What was done?" They begun whining.
And in rage he said," 'Londo'(one of the many way in Nepalese to say DICK) done."
And then the jornalisits misunderstood him and declared to the people that city was London.
( Yeah not much of a joke and historically inaccurate but just for the international joke trend)