I have disconnnected my home alarm system and de- registered from the neighbourhood watch.I've got two pakistani flags reised in the front yeard, one at each corner and the black flag of the ISIS in the center.
The RCMP, CSIS the FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, NSA and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.
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