How to indirectly call your boss a prick (a meta-joke)

We're in the operating room: the attending surgeon (a fully trained surgeon), medical student year 4 (MS4-that's me), medical student year 3 (MS3).

Attending [to MS3]: Tell me a joke.

MS3: Ok, I got one. What's the difference between a porcupine and Porsches?

Attending: I don't know, what?

MS3: For the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

Attending: I drive a Porsche.

MS3: ...

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