This list is great for when your bored with nothing to do, you
can irritate other people and have a laugh at their expense!
Read on....
- Breast feed your twins at the statium
- Clap when the pianist pauses
- When coming up to traffic lights go real slow and when the
light goes amber speed up so that you get through and all the
cars behind you get stuck at the red light
- When waiting at traffic lights - beeb furiously the second the
light goes green and shout 'come on, come on you arsehole' out
the window
- Send invitations to all your 'friends' whom you don't like
very much for a party at you house and don't turn up!
- Send an email to all employees stating that you are the
administrator and that there is a virus and that nobody should
touch their computers for the next half hour, when your boss
walks by tut tut at the fact that nobody is working while
showing him your latest report on the increase of clients since
the date you started working for the company.
- Paint you nails on the airplane
- When on the train, go through all the ring tones on your phone
playing each one in full, when your finished go throught them
again.
- In the office keep clogging up the printer with a document
which is 600 pages long and then send a memo around telling
people to stop using your computer.
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