The Bee Joke -
Two guys are in a bar talking about their hobbies, and one of them says “I keep bees”.
The other guy says, “Really?”
He says, “Yeah, I’m a beekeeper.”
“Well how many bees do you have?”
“I got fifty thousand bees.”
“Fifty thousand bees? You live in a little apartment. Where do you keep your bees?”
“I keep them in a shoebox in the closet.”
“Fifty thousand bees in a shoebox? You keep fifty thousand bees in a shoe box in your closet?”
The guy says, “Yeah, Fuck ’em!”
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