A blonde went to the doctor's office and the doctor said "How did you get a
hole in your left hand?" The blonde replied, "I wanted to commit suicide so I
took a gun and put it up to my chest, but then I thought �This will mess up my
$3,000 boob job' So I put the gun up to my nose and thought 'This will mess up
my $2,000 nose reconstruction.' So then I decided to put the gun to my ear. Now
I'm afraid of noises so I put my left hand up to my other ear and pulled the
trigger."
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