How are babies and old people alike?

They both need diapers, dribble on themselves and have a hard time walking. ...Oh and also they could die at anytime during the night.



I was making a simple joke while watching "Baby's day out" and my younger brother quickly made my mean joke deplorable, although it did have me laughing for quite a while.

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