Do you know who Abraham Lincoln was?
- No.
- And who Moshe Dayan was?
- No.
- See, you don't know, but I do. It is because every evening I take classes or
go to the museum.
- Well, and do you know who Vasily Ivanov is?
- No. Who is he?
- He's the guy who visits your wife every evening when you are in class or at
the museum.
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