House Hunting (1950's era, found in late grandmother's things; typewritten)

A young couple about to be married were looking over a house in the country. After satisfying themselves that it was suitable they started for home. During the return journey the young lady was seemingly absorbed in deep thought, and being asked the reason of her silence, she asked the question: "Did you notice a "W C"? (meaning a water closet) The young man not having noticed any, ultimately wrote to the landlord inquiring where it was situated. The landlord did not understand what a "W C" meant and, after thinking it over for some time came to the conclusion that it meant "Wesleyan Church." He replied as follows:

"I very much regret the delay in replying to your letter, but I have the pleasure of informing you that the "W C" is situated 9 miles from the house and is capable of seating 260 people. This is very unfortunate for you if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be glad to know that a great many people take their lunch with them and make a day of it. Others who cannot spare the time, go by auto arriving just in time, but generally they are in such a hurry they cannot wait. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and we had to stand all the time. It may interest you to know that a bazaar is to be given in order to furnish the "W C" with plush seats, as the members feel that it is a long-felt want. I might mention that it pains us not to be able to go more often."

Sincerely yours,

Landlord