Ho'tail

There was a man wanting to hire someone for his new buisness.
This black woman walked in and said, "I'm looking for a job."
The man said "Okay", but i don't have the applications ready
yet."Then he said I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you four
words and you have to make a sentence out of them. She said I
gotts tis! The man said the first word is "Read." So she said "I
went to the store and bought a red dress. The man said okay,
second word, "nachos". She said "okay i gotts tis," I went to
the store and bought a red dress and its nach yos. The man was
getting angry with the women but said okay third word
"NINEBUTTONS." She replied again, "Okay I gotts tis," I went to
the store and bought a red dress that nach yos and has nine
buttons and buttonss eight. The mas was really angry now,but he
said okay last word "HOTEL!" She said," OKAY I GOTTS TIS!!! I
WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT A RED DRESS AND ITS NACH YOS IT HAS
NINE BUTTONS AND I ONLY BUTTONSS EIGHT AND WHEN I BEND OVER YOU
CAN SEE MY HO'TAIL!"