This Joke finds us on one dark stormy night in some forgotten province of Eastern Europe ,where two men, both suffering from some physical deformity due to lack of adequate medical infrastructure; one man with a hump on his back, the other man, one leg shorter than other.
Walking towards distant train station, they hope to make it in time for the train that passes through in the early hours of the morning. Its currently nearly midnight. Their road takes a winding turn around a large ancient cemetery, possibly started by some old Balkan tribe, or even Romans. The train station lies somewhere directly behind it, the road is the longer way around.
The man with the hump says to the man with the limp: "Listen I really must catch this train, I want to take a shortcut across the cemetery and get there faster."
The man with the limp gulps at the foreboding creepy cemetery flashing up illuminated only by frequent flashes of lighting otherwise lost in the dark torrential rain, and says: "No way, I've heard stories of this place, of old curses and strange shadows creeping in the night, I'm going the long way around."
The man with a hump shrugs, they part ways and hope to see each other at the station. He then sets off across the cemetery.
As the storm around him grows ever more intense, man with the hump treads on. Then suddenly, storm stops, and to his horror he finds himself in front of an ancient crypt, with a shadowy figure emerging, that of a Vampire!
"WhAt is thAt on youR bAck!?!" an undead graven voice demands.
"M-m-m-my hump..." the terrified man barely responds.
"GivE it heRe!" screams the Vampire while lunging at him, with a weird sensation he finds his hump suddenly completely vanished! His back straight, he turns and runs towards the station not even glancing back.
When he finally reaches the safety of the road, he drops exhausted and tries to catch his breath. The man with the limp eventually catches up and marvels in surprise at the new look of the other guy, who frantically explains what happened and where.
The man with a limp wonders if the Vampire could cure his affliction too, cautiously, yet optimistically heads towards the aforementioned Crypt.
As he draws near he sees the shadow rushing out towards him, its the ancient Vampire!
"WhAt is thAt on youR bAck!?!" the Vampire demands in a voice that makes the guy with a limp shudder with fear, confused, he answers: "Nothing?"
"HeRe, hAve A hump!" hisses the Vampire and vanishes into the night.
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