They're trying to find civilization and they find a tribe of cannibals. The chief comes over to them and says, "Gentlemen, we will cook you alive and eat you unless one of you can complete all of the tasks we ask of you. First, go get us 10 fruits of any kind."
So the guys go searching for fruits and come back a little while later. the first guy up has 10 coconuts. The chief says "Coconuts! Great! Put them up your butt." The man says, "What?!" and the chief says "You heard me, put them up your butt!" So the man tries and fits about 3 up there and cant take any more. The chief says "You FAIL! next!"
The next guy comes up with 10 grapes. The chief says, "Grapes? Alright! Put them up your butt." And the man thinks its going to be easy! He's sticking them up there like its his job and once he gets his 7th grape up there he starts laughing uncontrollably. The chief is outraged and says "You think this is a joke!? You guys are done! You will all be cooked and eaten!"
They get thrown into a pot of hot water and the first guy looks to the second guy and says, "What the hell man!? why did you have to laugh!?" The second man just chuckles a little bit and says, "I was doing fine until I saw that the third guy had 10 pineapples."
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