Shrink: i'll let you go but you need to tell me something normal first.
Patient: first thing i want to do is to buy a slingshot and shoot the moon so it falls off.
Shrink: oh boy. you can't go yet buddy.
a month later...
Shrink: i'll let you go but again you need to prove to me that you are not crazy anymore.
Patient: beleive me doc. i'm fine! i'm not crazy anymore!
Shrink: prove it. tell me something you wanna do when you get home.
Patient: ok. so i'll get a girl. marry her and get to our honeymoon. then i'll take off his clothes..
Shrink: tell me more!
Patient: then we'll kiss and i'll remove her bra then kiss more
Shrink: then?
Patient: then we'll do the "thing"
Shrink: good! thanks jeebus you're now ok. you're fr...
Patient: that's not the end of it doc.
Shrink: oh okay. what else you would do?
Patient: I'll take the garter out of her undies and make a slingshot, shoot the moon so it falls off!
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