As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf addict. I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of it. You'll probably never see me on the weekends."
His bride looked a little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a hooker."
"No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm straight and keep that head down. You'll be hitting them straight in no time."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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