Honor


On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."


He replies, "I honor your offer."


And that's how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.

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