A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he's waiting he sees another man sitting across from him who looks up and asks, "What are you looking at?"
The first man says, "Nothing."
At that point, the second man jumps up and beats the shit out of the first man and knocks him out, he then looks at the bartender and says, "When he wakes up, tell him that was Jujutsu from Japan.
The next day, bruised and sore, the man returns to the bar, sees the man who beat him up and approaches him; before he can say anything, the man jumps up again and knocks him out again, then looks at the bartender and says, “When he wakes up, tell him that was Karate from Korea.”
The third day, limping and hurt, the man returns to the bar a third time. This time he approaches the man, who jumps up, but before the man can do anything the first guy crowns him and looks at the bartender and says, “When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Home Depot.”
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