A young Irish boy was walking along one day playing with a bottle of acid, the local priest saw it and thought he should do something. The priest pulled out a bottle of Holy water and walked over to the boy. "I'll swap you this bottle of holy water for the bottle you've got there sonny" so the boy thinks and says "Why would I want that when I have this." The priest replies and says "I rub this on a woman's stomach and she passes a baby" the boy thinks again
" I rub this on a cats arse and it passes a motorbike."
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