Danny is a very curios boy. So he asked a question to his local preacher in the church. "Mr Jack, how much water can you turn in holy water?" Preacher said "Well, how much you want me to turn in holy water?" "The sea!" Danny answered. 2 days later Danny was burned on a bonfire for heresy.
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