A daughter in a poor family asks her father, "Can you get me a dress for prom?" Her father replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick." She replies," no dad, that's gross." So she doesn't get the dress. The next week she asks the same question, but she gets the same answer. She keeps trying for a couple more weeks, and finally, she says," ok, fine I'll suck your dick." After they are done, she looks at her father and asks, "Why did your dick taste like shit?" He replies, " Because your brother wanted a tuxedo."
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