holy mother ful of grace,
bless my boyfriends gorgeousface,
keep him safe from all the girls,
bless his arms, that are so strong,
keep his hands were they belong,
bless his dick the one i sucked,
bless the bed in which we fucked,
and if my my mom happened to walk in bless the shit that id be in.
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