A homeless guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cocktail stick. Bartender doesn't think much of it as he didn't ask for booze or money, gives him a cocktail stick, and the homeless guy leaves.
Two minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. Now the bartender is a bit suspicious, but if it'll get him out of the bar, fine. He gives him a cocktail stick and the homeless guy leaves.
Two minutes later a third homeless guy comes into the bar, asks for a straw. This is too weird for the bartender.
"Two hobos just came in asking for cocktail sticks and now you want a straw? What the hell's going on out there?"
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Thanks for this joke go out to /u/ShelfordPrefect
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