Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey ..
... who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents
live in a suburb of Philadelphia, is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
WellingtonBronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the
working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get
them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.
All thing considered, my main problem is this: I love my fianc�e and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation.
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