For Hitler's birthday, his generals decide to crucify a Jew in the middle of the camp as a gift. When Hitler gets his gift, the Jew on the cross seems to be mumbling something but Hitler can’t hear exactly what. His generals assure Hitler the Jew will be dead within 48 hours.
The next few days, the Jew keeps on living while mumbling every time Hitler walks by. And each time Hitler gets a little angrier at the Jew because he isn't dead yet.
So finally, after 1 month, Hitler climbs a ladder to the Jew and says: "Just say what you want to say and die already."
With his last breath, the Jew replies:
"Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Adolf
Happy birthday to you..."
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