Belgian: "Hey man do you have time for a few questions?"
Tourist: "Sure man!"
Belgian: "What is your favorite football team?"
Tourist: "Cowboys."
Belgian: "What are you Height and weight?"
Tourist: "160 pounds; 5 feet 7."
Belgian: "How much is a ton?"
Tourist: "2000 pounds?"
Belgian: "Yep, you are definitely a Canadian."
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