Joe comes home from work to find his wife Alice packing her bags.
"Where are you going?" Joe asked.
"I'm going to New York! I just heard that I can get $400 a night for doing what I do for with you for free." Alice replied
Joe then walks over to the closet and pulls out a bag and starts packing his things.
"Where are you going?" Alice asked.
"I'm going to New York. I want to see how you live on $800 a year!"
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