One day, a hippie enters a bus and sits down beside a nun. He asks her if they want to have sex but she declines saying: "Jesus is my master and he forbids me to have sex with you."
The next day, the hippie asks her again but she refuses again. Before he leaves the bus, the busdriver holds him back and tells him that the nun prays every night at a certain church.
Dressed as Jesus the hippie goes to the church and sees the nun. He commanders her:"Take off your clothes and have sex with me, im Jesus your master." The nun does so and after 5 minutes of wild sex the hippie takes of his costume:" Hahaha nun it's me, the hippie!"
After that, the nun takes off her costume and says:" Hahaha it's me the busdriver"
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