Bronx Guy

A guy from the Bronx comes to New Jersey looking for a job. So
he goes to a construction site an goes in one of the trailers
and talks to the boss for a job opening. The boss doesn't really
want to hire him because he looks like a punky kind of guy. So
the boss figures that he will give the guy an I.Q. test to see
how smart he is.


So he gives the guy a pencil and a piece of paper. He tells the
guy "I want you to write something that will equal to 9". The
guy thinks about it and scratches his head thinking about it for
5 minutes. After 5 minutes he writes down something and gives
the paper to the boss. The boss asks him "What is this supposed
to mean?" and the guy says "Well, you see, three trees equal 9.
Tree, tree, and tree is 9."


The boss says ok, a little frustrated, and gives the guy his
paper back. Then the boss tells him, "Well, I want it to equal
99." The guy thinks about it, scratches his head, and after 10
minutes, he writes down something. He gives it to the boss. The
boss asks him ,"What's this supposed to be?" and the guy tells
him, "Well, you see, the trees are all dirty, so dirty tree,
dirty tree, and dirty tree is 99."


So the boss gives the paper back to the guy and says, "I want
you to write something to equal to 100." So the guy sits there,
scratches his head, and after 15 minutes he writes something
down. He gives the paper to the boss and the boss says, "Now
what the hell is this supposed to be?" and the guy says, "Well,
you see, a little doggie came by and made a tird under every
dirty tree. So, dirty tree and a tird, dirty tree and a tird,
and dirty tree and a tird is 100."