So anyway this hillbilly took his girl up to lovers peak. They sat down on a log. After a bit Judi says to Jon, "Aren't the stars purty tonite?"
Jon says "Sure is Judi".
Judi says "Jon, aren't the moon purty tonite".
Jon says "Sure is Judi".
After a bit Judi says, "Jon, whisper something soft and mushy in my ear".
So Jon leans over and whispers "'Shit'"
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