One day Bill Clinton was jogging through the streets of D.C. with two of his
Secret Service agents. He turned to one and stated "I can't wait to get back to
the White House...I'm going to rip Hillary's panties off". The Secret Service
Agent asked him "Why Bill? Does jogging make you hot, make you horny?
"No" said Clinton..."they are creeping up the cracks of my ass!"
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